How not to keep a secret

KUA LU BEI KEE v.,n.,adj.,adj. "see you no up" (this is not a vulgar term), means looking at someone disdainfully, with a high-hat, patronising manner

The Star brought us this special report, a few years after we all know the truth. It proudly claims: Malaysian's pop darling Siti Nurhaliza has finally admitted it - there is someone special in her life.



And that special someone, The Star continues, is a local businessman, only known as Datuk K.

"Yes, I am seeing someone right now," Siti said, in response to questions from the media, which had linked her romantically with a local businessman known only as "Datuk K".

What? Datuk K? Is that a Malaysian secret agent? Why can't you just give us the name?

By revealing the name, are you going to disappoint all Malaysian men and ultimately affect your readership? Or was there a legal threat?

But Sisuahlai admires how The Star just slipped a name, in the same article, without directly implicating the person. So it thinks.

But Siti had tongues wagging during a charity event, also last week, when she and Ace Group chairman Datuk Khalid Mohd Jiwa came in matching outfits. Khalid wore a purple batik shirt while Siti was glowing in a purple gown complemented by purple orchids in her hair.

I wonder who this mysterious Datuk K is now, hmm...

Datuk Sisuahlai wants to thank The Star for this patronising, kua lu bei kee article. What a delicious blog material!