Thursday, March 16, 2006

Mak yong ku yong

HOW-SIAW adj. fantasy

The Star Online reports: Mak yong all right minus the fantasy

Kelantan will lift the ban on the mak yong dance if performers conform to Islamic guidelines, said state Local Government Committee chairman Takiyuddin Hassan. He said the dance was banned because the script featured an element of fantasy, which was unIslamic.

Sisuahlai says that there must not be any double standards. The same, strict rules should apply to Hollywood and George Lucas imports.

Nationwide ban should therefore include:

(1) Star Wars movies (JEDI force is an element of FANTASY)
(2) Spiderman movies (you cannot suspend yourself just by throwing web into the sky - FANTASY!)
(3) X-men movies (mutants by definition shouldn't and can never be sexy, but X-men movies try to contradict that.... FANTASY!)
(4) Lord of the Rings movies (if Brokeback Mountain is banned then the gay scene near the ending of the final LOTR movie should also be censored)

Please NO DOUBLE STANDARDS. Sisuahlai.

Image hosting by Photobucket
Sponsored by Cafepress "SISUAHLAI OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE AGENT"

7 Comments:

Anonymous diana said...

how stewpig and ridiculous can these ppl get? *diana long piak*

March 14, 2006 8:18 AM  
Anonymous KpgNangkaBoy said...

Hahah....true true. The last few scenes in LOTR are so gay. Especially the part where Froddo and the other 2 midgets were jumping up and down, pillow fighting on the bed. That's definetely worse then a Mak Yong.

March 14, 2006 8:21 AM  
Anonymous Amelia said...

Hahaha I agree with KNB's comment.

Btw, the govt said 'Brokeback Mountain' is not banned. It's the Movie Production Co decision to withheld the movie from being shown in M'sia 'cos they know it's goin to be "slaughtered" :(

March 14, 2006 9:10 AM  
Blogger FH2O said...

Example:

SISUAHLAI took away my link!
He very the HOW-SIAW One!

March 14, 2006 9:51 AM  
Blogger Jeremy C said...

LOTR memang the how siaw... midgets having gay sex lagi how siaw...

March 14, 2006 12:31 PM  
Blogger Sisuahlai said...

Too much hey uar (prawn talk!) on Sisuahlai might get me banned under the anti-Fantasy act. So need to be careful.

Francis: Link up!

March 14, 2006 5:56 PM  
Blogger Wuching said...

i'm just here to see the beer-buying stormtroopers, aren't they cool!

March 15, 2006 6:56 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Older Posts