Thursday, March 09, 2006

Two examiners in the test car: Am I missing the point?

SERNG-SERNG n. play-play, not taking it seriously

On Friday, a female 18-year-old learner driver claimed that a male examiner held her hands and touched her shoulders and breasts during the on-the-road test. (Read Sisuahlai's favourite tabloid: The Star)

The Malaysian Transport Ministry then announced that they are now considering having a second Road Transport Department (JPJ) examiner in the car during the driving test segment following that alleged molest incident.

Erm, how would this address the original problem? By having two male examiners in the test car instead of one?

So is the female learner driver expected to feel safer, now that there are two male strangers in the car?

A truly wonderful logic from the Kerajaan.

Thankfully, Datuk Seri Chan Kong Choy , the MCA deputy president, saved the day and came out with this solution : The Transport Ministry was also looking into the possibility of training more female JPJ examiners to test female candidates.

Like that more like it, la.

Sisuahlai wants to help the Ministry. These are some ideas from a 2-minute brainstorm session:
(1) Install video camera and microphone in the test car.

(2) Hiring certified Ah Kuas to be examiners.

(3) If a female learner driver does not wish to be touched by examiner, say so in a special form. Like that everyone knows. Because some struggling learner drivers may want to flirt with examiners. So touching should be optional. ---- JUST JOKING!

Sisuahlai play-play. But molesting people, no play-play.


DISCLAIMER: Sisuahlai does not condone teng-ko (remove pants) strategy.

5 Comments:

Blogger Wuching said...

why the girl terng ko?

March 09, 2006 7:47 AM  
Blogger Jeremy C said...

good one bro! we should have more brainstorming sessions - never know what we'd come up with ;)

March 09, 2006 11:59 AM  
Blogger FH2O said...

wuching - hello? aiyo! cha boh terng ko and you still stand around and ask questions?

Once terng ko, semua boleh pass lor!

Sisuahlai - 'chin po' Keep this up!

March 09, 2006 4:12 PM  
Blogger All My Base said...

Female examiner testing female driver. What's wrong here?

March 10, 2006 2:41 PM  
Blogger Pink Cotton said...

hahahahah i like the "hire ah gua" solution...

tat is why most kuching kopitiam nowadays also hire ah guas liao..they have the strength of a man and the gentleness of a woman...minus the PMS of cos...wahahahhah

March 11, 2006 1:40 PM  

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