Monday, May 08, 2006


CHING-KIK adj. clean

Personal sanitation is big busines! Bombarb the public with health notice of increased cases of sexual transmitted diseases and then sell them products that boast immunity and protection from STDS... walah... you have a winner!

Check these out... these products come standard with the hotel condoms. Thanks for the pics, G., who recently explored China.

For her:

For him:

SHIJIE MALE SANITARY LOTION AND FEMININE SANITARY LOTION (the instructions are the same for male and female lotions, for good economical design, a manufacturer's dream- one size fits all)

DIRECTION: Developed by *****, is engaged in anti-virus hygienic product for lots of yellars (what??), containing antiphlogistic (this is definitely a layman's word) extract of natural plant such as wild chrysanthemum, honeysuckle and aloe, international new anti-virus ingredient Dp300. It can destroy harmful microorganism to female reproductive organs with 99.99% successful rate. Particularly for cleaning male reproductive organs, and for use before sexual intercourse. It will make you safe, moistened and comfortable.

USAGE: Apply some of the lotion, directly or with some water to wash gently for 1-3min, and then wash down with clean water.


This is the biggest b.s. I've read. DP300 is an anti-virus ingredient? DP300 is a dvd model from the maker, Norcent!!

The usage instructions cannot be more ambiguous. Apply where? Here?

Am I safe now?


Anonymous Hijackqueen said...

Don't care how good a product is, as long as I read the word "Made in China", I'll freak!!!!

May 08, 2006 11:49 AM  

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