Thursday, June 22, 2006

Loo-ood


LOOD v. (vulgar) to hit, to screw, synonym: kahn

A Kuching doctor and a KL lawyer were chatting at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated Kuching doctor asked the KL lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer," and then I send them a bill."

"Really lood them hard!" he added.

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.


Sisuahlai says... lood responsibly.

4 Comments:

Anonymous AJ said...

Welcome Back, SSL!

June 22, 2006 9:45 AM  
Anonymous Hijackqueen said...

Have been speaking hockkien all my life but this is the first time i heard such a vulgar word. Of course khan is quite comment.

June 22, 2006 10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this sounds familiar

June 22, 2006 8:36 PM  
Blogger FH2O said...

hello?
I thought loo-ood and khan are equally vulgar; the later even more so!

And I don't think it can be done responsibily in the context of their usage. ;)

where were u SSL?

June 23, 2006 1:59 PM  

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