Tay lampa

TAY LAMPA v.,n. (obviously vulgar) squeeze bollocks

Clever girl: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

Sisuahlai: Don't know. Me?

Clever girl: No. A rumour. Now stop disturbing me. (clever girl friends overheard and laughed!)

Have you ever been dissed by a girl, in front of all her friends? Where would you hide your small face? So say-bin, makes you wanna go to a quiet dark corner and slowly tay lampa until you die. Right? Lampa is useless if girls are not interested.

Hope this real life illustration explains why we Kuching Hokkien-speaking boys use this vulgar phrase, tay lampa.

Oh-cheh (bruised!) lampa. Why do I suddenly have a high pitch voice?