Monday, September 18, 2006

HENG Married Adults?

HENG adj. lucky
SOY adj. unlucky
EXPLICIT COMMENTS (R-18)
The moment you ka-when (get married), you are immediately considered an adult with all the nagging rights. You could also talk openly about enjoying blue films without embarrassment and without the need for silly coded language. For pre-puberty kiddies, you automatically inherit the super-title of aunty and uncle. How nice.
How nice? You must be kidding.
Let me spell out the downside of being a married adult...
For reasons completely unknown to me, sex becomes a duty and not an exciting scandalous pursuit (they say it is only pleasurable up to the 3rd anniversary if you're heng, I seriously hope this is just bad stats). Bills multiply, in amount and variety. Working is part of your body physiology, and leisure is the time during the car journey after work and before reaching home.
You also begin to worry about your health. You are obsessed about the values on the blood pressure machine, comparing them with friends like your golf handicap.
You begin to ask questions without real answers like "what is happiness" and "what is success", and debate furiously about them usually with family members like you have cracked them.
And don't you start with the ang-pow situation during Chinese New Year...
Sigh.
I know we should really PAUSE, RELAX AND BREATHE SLOWLY. We shouldn't worry too much... life is short. Most of us are lucky to be with a loving spouse, but our spouse, ASTRO channels and beer cannot entertain us for 24 continuous hours, so if you have any tips on how to cheer a married adult up, please share.

11 Comments:

Anonymous WILSON said...

I think Kahwin is damn lame. Those chiak-pa-bo-su-cho and keapo peoples always like to ask me, "WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SETTLE DOWN, DEAR?" I always ask them back: " PARDON, DO YOU REALLY MEAN WHEN I WANT TO GET A PERMENANT CHEEBYE KANG (cunt hole) TO FUCK?"

September 17, 2006 1:26 PM  
Anonymous willie said...

Beside to get a permenant cheebye kang, kahwin is to proof that the guy is not a gay 'theoritically' and his cock is functionable 'theoritically' ...

September 17, 2006 1:36 PM  
Anonymous Laksa said...

hmmm, suddenly i don't feel like getting married...scary, bro

p/s you're not worried your wifey might stumble on this posting? LOL

September 18, 2006 3:56 PM  
Anonymous Married man said...

Get married will never mean 'settle down' but actually 'stir up many more problems'

September 18, 2006 4:44 PM  
Anonymous Motherfooker said...

If you ask the stupid men why they decided to get married, they always answer they want to have offspring. As if..... Thot they are precious species like panda meh??? Beh siau li...

September 18, 2006 4:52 PM  
Anonymous Joe the Horny Guy said...

I admit, I kahwin to get the permit to sio-puu (fucking)!

September 18, 2006 5:00 PM  
Blogger Sisuahlai said...

Laksa, this was co-written with Mrs.

Get married la bro... scary? Then we can set up our NO FEAR club. How? : )

September 18, 2006 7:55 PM  
Anonymous KpgNangkaBoy said...

I suppose there are ways to release all this marriage related stress. 1)Kicking the hell out of your mates in futsal. 2)Booze like mad and forcing booze down your mates throats on friday nites. 3)Why do you think LD, RS and GV are full almost every nite?

September 19, 2006 8:18 AM  
Anonymous samseng said...

Aiyoo... Like that oredi rated as'explicit R-18' ga? Let me make it 'Hardcord X-rated then... Kan Ni Lau Bu Chao Cheebye, motherfucker, cunt, lanciao, lansut, lanparhut...

September 19, 2006 7:52 PM  
Anonymous samseng said...

Aiyoo... Like that oredi rated as'explicit R-18' ga? Let me make it 'Hardcord X-rated then... Kan Ni Lau Bu Chao Cheebye, motherfucker, cunt, lanciao, lansut, lanparhut...

September 19, 2006 7:53 PM  
Blogger Bernard said...

I like the photo very much.. i want that kind of postbox too :-)

November 17, 2006 2:02 PM  

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