Peninsula Bangkok

PHOK adj. skint, finished

You know you are staying in a premium 5-star hotel when...

the sumptous panaromic views of Bangkok city and the Chao Phraya river greet you as the automatic curtain drew open...en...

you can watch Pussycat Dolls on MTV in the bath-tub... all day.

you are staying in one of Southeast Asia tallest hotel buildings...

you have the choice of hotel food or the real world food...

you are only minutes away from Khao San Road (and drink Chang beers with skint Farangs)...


You really know you are staying in a premium 5-star hotel when...

you have infinite free shuttle service across the river...


you stay in a hotel that makes you think you are floating on a river...


your hotel provides you a 24-hour doctor and nurse service if needed.

Best of all, if you ever get bored with the city, you can even escape in a helicopter!



But really, really... you know you are staying in a premium 5-star hotel when...

you are struck with USD$450 bill the next morning!


Ouch. (Not so smug now)