Sisuahlai's Everything You Wanted To Know About Love - revisited
(1) Men prefer women with a waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7 and symmetrical, happy faces. No use having a perfect ratio but with a chiak cheng-ji face (worried face, one that has bitten a bullet!).
(2) Love and fear send the same type of message to the brain: take your date to a horror film and they're more likely to find you attractive. Suggestion: Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
(3) Men, if given the choice, will reject the younger LESS good-looking women in favour of an attractive older women. Beauty is more important than youth and fertility. Silly, but true and fair.
(4) Twice as many men as women prefer bad sex to no sex. Men are really just bags of rampant hormones and misfiring nerves.
(5) A woman looking for a sense of humour in a man is saying "Show me how socially skilled you are." When a woman laughs a lot, a man's instinct is: "She must think I'm great".
(6) Money overrides factor (5).
(2) Love and fear send the same type of message to the brain: take your date to a horror film and they're more likely to find you attractive. Suggestion: Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
(3) Men, if given the choice, will reject the younger LESS good-looking women in favour of an attractive older women. Beauty is more important than youth and fertility. Silly, but true and fair.
(4) Twice as many men as women prefer bad sex to no sex. Men are really just bags of rampant hormones and misfiring nerves.
(5) A woman looking for a sense of humour in a man is saying "Show me how socially skilled you are." When a woman laughs a lot, a man's instinct is: "She must think I'm great".
(6) Money overrides factor (5).
:( hmph....
Glossary:
cheng-ji n. - gun-seed or bullet
chaik v. - eat
Obituary: Anthony Minghella (January 6, 1954 - March 18, 2008) an Academy Award winner for the English Patient. He also directed the popular London opera, Pucini's Madama Butterfly.
2 Comments:
go to this dvd seller in ss2. super a lot of artsy shits, man..
will check that out, thnks boo
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