Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Wonderful imagination and dirty sms

Have you ever indulged in sex chat or sms, and later getting in deep badass sh*t, until your face jiaw-jiaw, because someone couldn't keep a secret?

Well, if you to manage to dodge the bullet, you are the lucky majority. One guy wasn't that fortunate.

Because this lady friend had to talk. Ciao-gei!

An MP, from a Finnish political party (equivalent to our Barisan Nasional in name), was basically sacked for being honest with his inner male intentions.

He got into trouble for bombarding a 29-year-old erotic dancer with hundreds of text messages.

"Do you want to do it in some exciting place? What could it be?"

"How it would be to touch you with fingers in a night club?” -- romantic right? :P

Well, at least he was gentlemanly enough to bombard a lady with texts , and not with actual Mongol bombs (ahem). You know who I am referring to.

Now, my question is this, why was he sacked? What was so criminal about texting someone with imaginative, sexual messages if the receiving party never complained? There was nothing reported about the girl getting upset. If anything, I think she is probably lavishing and basking under the heady media bright lights as we speak.

Poor guy.

If I was his lawyer, I'd sue for half the dough the girl made for revealing their secret rendezvous.

So what do you think?
What's your stand on sex chat/sms? Right or wrong?

Who's badder - Soi Lek, Edison or Mr Nokia?

Want more? Another unlucky story, I think this one is worse.


bin jiaw-jiaw (hokkien) - wrinkled-face, the face of someone in guilt, panic-stricken, & remorseful (jiaw-jiaw implies doubly-wrinkled and pruned!)
ciao gei (hokkien) - bird teeth (gobby)


Blogger Simon Seow said...

Where's the fun in SMS sex? Besides it will leave a trail, it might get back at you later.

April 02, 2008 2:29 AM  

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