Unluckiest man! (warning: terrible pictures of misfortune)

Do you remember that scene from Kungfu Hustle, where Stephen Chow's character got stabbed three times? That has to be the funniest scene ever, because we simply love the combination of arrogance, pain and misfortune - in movies.

Well, I have found another character that tops his misfortune. This character is none other than the French footballer Djibril Cisse. And this is no movie.

Left leg...

Right leg...


Now that is unlucky.