Shock confession (rated 18 reading): She recited equations during sex!

UPDATE 6 May 2008: Pisang is going to save Sufiah (according to myMetro) and this is not a joke. Banana group otherwise known as Professional Islamic Support And Nurture Group (read another blogger's view) is determined to save her as they believe the Western media have conspired to tarnish her good name as she is a Muslim. Really? All I can say is this, the group is only adding more spin to this fanfare. And this will sell a lot of newspapers. Haih. Nonetheless, good luck in whatever you plan to achieve.

UPDATE 5 May 2008: A Islamic group from Malaysia have allegedly made contact with Sufiah, according to a local tabloid yesterday. Sufiah agrees to mend her ways if her father is not involved in this latest scheme. She sure needs the Accelerated UNlearning method to change things fast. I'll try to get more news on this.

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Somehow I knew this is going to happen. Sufiah Yusof is UK's latest sexpot, merely by coming forward and confessing about her new "career". She had a full confessional interview and videoshoot with one of UK's famous tabloids.

It seems like a heartbreaking tale of a woman, with genius potential, driven to the flesh trade as a means of getting out of her debt and boredom.

It seems. Judging by what she said in her most recent interview, there wasn't a hint of remorse, sadness or coercion at all. In a relaxed, matter-of-factly tone, she said:

(warning: hang on to your hats readers!)

"...I don't believe my education has been wasted—in fact I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments."

"People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don't see it like that," she says. "I've always had a high sex drive—and now I'm getting all the sex I want—and guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend.


Ok, this is not really good reading for those young readers in debt or boredom. Before I go on, this is the cigarette pack warning from the videoshoot:

And also it's illegal in most countries. Remember hor.

Ok, let's carry on.

She also confessed:

"It's like they want to rescue me. One man asked me how much I earned a year. I said £60,000. He told me, ‘I'll pay that amount straight into your bank and buy you a flat and you can be my mistress."

She declined the offer. But the most shocking confession is this...

"I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him o*** sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild."

gulp... I think I just sw...

I don't know what conclusion to make from her revelations. Safe to say, she is now a mini celebrity in the UK and that itself will bring home the bacon, and more. My prediction is that she'll be in UK FHM's 100 sexiest women later this year and we'll see a lot more of her (flesh). Hopefully now that the media is interested in her, she can find a career in some other less harmful endeavours. Hopefully not just in those top-shelf magazines.

Have you heard about the UK Malaysian Student Department trying to save her? They couldn't even save the Malaysian Student Department buiding in Bryanston Square, London where I used to have my nasi campor every Saturday! I doubt they can do anything, she is not Malaysian anyhow. As one person puts it, save yourself firstla before trying to save a foreigner. (if you're interested in "saving" her, here are some channels: others also want to turut tolong)

Now turn away, because here are her SX18 confessional pics:




This thought came into my head: wouldn't she make a good, innocent Malaysian Dreamgirl? Perhaps not.