Shock confession (rated 18 reading): She recited equations during sex!

UPDATE 6 May 2008: Pisang is going to save Sufiah (according to myMetro) and this is not a joke. Banana group otherwise known as Professional Islamic Support And Nurture Group (read another blogger's view) is determined to save her as they believe the Western media have conspired to tarnish her good name as she is a Muslim. Really? All I can say is this, the group is only adding more spin to this fanfare. And this will sell a lot of newspapers. Haih. Nonetheless, good luck in whatever you plan to achieve.

UPDATE 5 May 2008: A Islamic group from Malaysia have allegedly made contact with Sufiah, according to a local tabloid yesterday. Sufiah agrees to mend her ways if her father is not involved in this latest scheme. She sure needs the Accelerated UNlearning method to change things fast. I'll try to get more news on this.

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Somehow I knew this is going to happen. Sufiah Yusof is UK's latest sexpot, merely by coming forward and confessing about her new "career". She had a full confessional interview and videoshoot with one of UK's famous tabloids.

It seems like a heartbreaking tale of a woman, with genius potential, driven to the flesh trade as a means of getting out of her debt and boredom.

It seems. Judging by what she said in her most recent interview, there wasn't a hint of remorse, sadness or coercion at all. In a relaxed, matter-of-factly tone, she said:

(warning: hang on to your hats readers!)

"...I don't believe my education has been wasted—in fact I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments."

"People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don't see it like that," she says. "I've always had a high sex drive—and now I'm getting all the sex I want—and guys are much better in bed with an escort than a girlfriend.


Ok, this is not really good reading for those young readers in debt or boredom. Before I go on, this is the cigarette pack warning from the videoshoot:

And also it's illegal in most countries. Remember hor.

Ok, let's carry on.

She also confessed:

"It's like they want to rescue me. One man asked me how much I earned a year. I said £60,000. He told me, ‘I'll pay that amount straight into your bank and buy you a flat and you can be my mistress."

She declined the offer. But the most shocking confession is this...

"I have men who are thrilled about my passion for mathematics. In fact one made me recite equations while he pleasured me, then I gave him o*** sex while he chatted about algebra. It drove him wild."

gulp... I think I just sw...

I don't know what conclusion to make from her revelations. Safe to say, she is now a mini celebrity in the UK and that itself will bring home the bacon, and more. My prediction is that she'll be in UK FHM's 100 sexiest women later this year and we'll see a lot more of her (flesh). Hopefully now that the media is interested in her, she can find a career in some other less harmful endeavours. Hopefully not just in those top-shelf magazines.

Have you heard about the UK Malaysian Student Department trying to save her? They couldn't even save the Malaysian Student Department buiding in Bryanston Square, London where I used to have my nasi campor every Saturday! I doubt they can do anything, she is not Malaysian anyhow. As one person puts it, save yourself firstla before trying to save a foreigner. (if you're interested in "saving" her, here are some channels: others also want to turut tolong)

Now turn away, because here are her SX18 confessional pics:




This thought came into my head: wouldn't she make a good, innocent Malaysian Dreamgirl? Perhaps not.

Girls in dreamland Part 2 of many (warning: model GalORE)

Lucky boy Kenny enjoyed his coffee and more. (in mega-jealous tone)


I shall continue with my needless comments.

Below is Miss stunner Nadia. A 19-year-old Limkokwing student. Her introduction went like this...

Nadia: ... I am turning 20 this April. I am studying interior architecture in Limkokwing. I love skateboarding and swimming.

This was when Judge Kenny interrupted.

Kenny: Skateboarding and swimming? That's quite extreme.

Wait a second, wait a second. Tolong rewind balik. Brrr.....rr'd...

Kenny: Skateboarding and swimming? That's quite extreme.

Kenny, kenny. Skateboarding and swimming mana oo extreme.


Moving on...

Next up was another 19-year-old student, Belinda.

She said she had the face and the figure to compensate for her obvious shortcoming, her height la. Judge Elaine and Judge Jimmy didn't feel she had the qualities to be a top model. And then our hero came to the rescue. Kenny defended her like crazy.

I must say I agree with Kenny: she had the package that would make the public lurve her, especially the appreciative male population.

I wonder if Kenny picked her based on a similar reasoning and persuasion.

It couldn't be those hotpants, could it? Just a thought.

But my favourite audition from episode 1 had to be Giselle. Preschool teacher by day, and Model hopeful, erm, on Saturdays and Sundays.

She gets my vote. And Kenny, you're spot on again. You are the perfect mouth-piece for the teenage boys' mind. Let's be preschool kids again!!

Next entry: Exasperated show producers, judges roped in as stand-in models

Girls in dreamland (warning: model GalORE)

judge

jury

executor

Never mind the election. This is equally if not more exciting.

As people throng the voting stations today, those who aren't able to vote can still exercise their democratic rights.

You are eligible to vote for Malaysian Dreamgirl aka "Malaysia Next Top Model".

I have seen all 5 webcast episodes (the next 5 are out later today). It is hard not to laugh. At times, you are not even sure who you are laughing at: the model wannabes, the judges or yourself (for putting yourself up as the web audience la).

Well, I have to say it was very entertaining. Jimmy made me laugh. Elaine made me laugh. Kenny made me laugh. But this one gave me stomach cramps...

She walked into the judging box with a chewing gum in her mouth! Si bei satt. She did nothing to conceal it; she was quite happy to display her chewing right in front of the judges.

Jimmy and Elaine politely requested that she disposed off the gum and come back again to the firing line; but Kenny had to go further, he suggested she should just leave and never appear again. That's the the equivalent of a f-off, Kenny. No wonder he's regarded the Simon Cowell of the show.

The girl returned to redeem herself, minus the chewing gum this time. She played her poly-racial card.

Classic dreamgirl moment...

Contestant: My name is Cynthia Atila Roslan Abel. I am (from) a mixed parentage. Father side got Chinese, Kadazan, Java and Bajau. On my mother side, Chinese, Kadazan, Brunei. I love modelling. I love the way they act in front of the cabera (camera?). They do everything (she then started to wave her hands and sway her hips). They look so beautiful.

Jimmy: Do everything is called posing.

But sadly, her multi-ethnic heritage could not save her. Needless to say, it was really goodbye right from the chewing gum entrance. Kenny was right to spare her more embarrassment with his initial f-off quip.

Righty ho, don't potong q. Let's follow the order of the webcasts. First up was Fairiz.

The nervous tension was palpable. She'd even forgotten to put her contact lens on.

Wearing spectacles isn't a fashion crime but her dress combination was s-h-o-c-k-i-n-g!

Dress + jeans + half-rimmed glasses = what was she thinking?

It actually made Kenny's vest looked acceptable. :)

Next up was R007. That was her number.

Her fashion style didn't impress anyone but the host and presumably herself. Kenny said she looked like pasar malam sayur (oi, what is that Kenny?).

The surprising thing was how she just accepted the judges' decision. Like a lame duck. How can? One should never let anyone say you're pasar malam sayur without putting up a fight. Just like Shaolin Tiger pointed out in his earlier Dreamgirl post, some of the girls here lack teeth.

Dear Malaysian model wannabes, bite back la when kena criticized; don't just smile and accept any crappy decision from judges!

Next up was this angelic face.

The point of this whole audition is to find someone who has the potential to be shaped into a successful model. So therefore, the prerequisite should be a good frame, a nice face and the right attitude. Wearing clashing colours or Bollywood style clothes should not be the decisive factor for the audition. I think the judges were wrong to eliminate this angel from the competition. She has the nicest smile and cutest face around.

Then there was Adeline, the bakery-in-Genting-poster-girl.

Kenny got a little excited (just see him full of glee there!). Adeline is tall and sassy. Her only faux pais was saying Amber Chia when asked who her favourite model was. The judges tried really hard not to show their disappointment. Gir-girl, so many to choose from, why go and choose that one?

But she still won the judges over with her height, smile and lovely frame.

Next came this mini-skirt.

This girl from Ipoh need not say a word, she won Mr Sia's vote the second she strutted in. Kenny could not hide his delight and his "hello" showed (need to watch the clip to appreciate).

But Jimmy quickly put things into perspective. He dismissed her pageantry reasoning for entering the competition and also pointed out that those bra straps didn't go with the dress. He said every aspiring model should know when to go strapless.

I wanted to say "Gir-girl, if not sure to go strap or strapless hor, just go braless la. Cannot wrong that one." But that's wrong, and sexist.

Pettiness aside, Elaine then asked her to strike a pose.

She spontaneously came up with a cross-legged shaved armpit pose. Classy.



More lala-ness in the next Girls in dreamland II entry.